Funny Stuff

[Callie]

This is just where to post random stuff that you found funny that happened to you.

I'm copy/pasting mine from my MLIA account because I'm lazy.

Yesterday, our baseball team got to leave early to go to a game. Our school was dismissed temporarily outside to wish them luck when they went off, but when my friends and I got there, we couldn't get outside, because people were stopped at the front doors. I wanted to wish them luck really bad (no idea why, I'm just like that), so I yelled really loud, "MOVE!" I got some people to laugh and a few weird looks, but after a minute, people moved outside.

We're doing this Minute to Win it thing in my school, like the TV show. You have to get your ticket drawn to compete. My friends and I are writing "Chuck Norris" on our tickets. The other students have no chance of winning.

This one wasn't on MLIA:

Yesterday, we were playing kickball in gym class. I'd just barely made it to third base when this guy threw the kickball at me. It bounced off my knee and hit him in the balls. That's the second time I've managed to hit a guy in the balls in gym class. I'm lethal.

[Emmy]

Today, we were on a field trip to the beach, and me and my two friends were just laying down in the middle of it 'tanning' (more like burning xD) and these two guys walk past us in jeans and T-shirt, with their pants down to their knees. My friend was like "Dare you to say 'Pull your pants up dude!' really loud.' So I sit up and was like. "SIR GANGSTER, YOUR TROUSERS ARE DESCENDING AT AN ALARMING RATE!!!!" he looks back at me like I'm crazy. I'm fairly sure he didn't know what all the smart-talk meant. xD

Then later at the same spot we were watching a suspicious ship at the pier and this group of guys walk past and some black smoke puffed out of the top of the ship and this dude's like "FUCK!!! LOOKIT THAT!" Really really loud. The whole beach like stopped talking at looked at him. He didn't even care that there were little kids around. xD

[Callie]

LOL, the first one made me burst into laughter. xDDD I have to remember that.

[Emilee]

Ohh, I got one. Once, this girl named Kelsey jumped on Callie's back, and Callie yelled "RAPE!". Then one of the guys in our class yelled "Suprise!" I almost died.

[Callie]

I like that guy. And Emilee knows it.

And Kelsey tried to jump on my back. If she actually had, I would've died, 'coz I'm weak like that. xD

[Ashley (;]

I'm the weak one who jumps on peoples' backs. xD

At youth, I decided to hang out with Brad, the popularest guy in youth, when I came early and all the populars came and sat around us. Then we played this game with two rows of people, where you have to get the ball to the other side, while sitting on a chair, with your hands behind your back. So everybody was kicking each other and Brad was like, "It's a giant game of footsie!" Then he kept yelling "Push, Brianna, push!" to the girl next to him and it sounded like she was having a kid. xD And now everybody says he has buff feet.

[Louise]

At Callie.

Today, I went to the grocery store, and as I was leaving, this guy dressed up as a giant waffle was walking around and talking to people. He approached me, and offered me a...lollipop. A freaking lollipop! -____-"

[Emilee]

I would hand it back and be like, "Gimme a frickin' waffle, idiot!"

[Louise]

Ashley thought that Jack Sparrow was played by Will Smith. xP

[Ashley (;]

xD I have a feeling we'll be like 80 and you're still going to be making fun of me for that.

And come on! They sound alike! Johnny Depp. Will Smith. See what I - oh forget it... xD

I was showing my brother a picture of Trent and Blaze before I made the charries.
Noah: "They're soo gay."
Me: *looks at pictures for a while* Seriously?
Noah: Definitely.
Me: Oh shut up! They're hot!

[glow=red,2,300]*Today* [/glow]
Me: Noah, I showed everybody Trent and Blaze. They all drooled. So much for your idea.
Noah: They're definitely gay.
Me: *leaps at him* Are you kidding me?! They like Adrienne and Harmony!
Noah: Nuh uh! They're gay.
Me: Stop saying everyone is gay!!
Noah: Fiine. Trent's the gay one.
Me: What the freak! He was at the Academy for less than an hour and flirted with three girls.
Noah: That's just his coverup for being gay. How do you know what he does when you're offline?
Me: .... Pervert! ...... Perverted mind! ....

[niteluver]

So, today, I was riding in the car with my mom. She got out I tried. Somehow, I locked myself in! So I was all, "Nuuuu!!!!!!!! I can't be trapped in here with myself! I'll drive me crazy!!!! It was scary... Me almost killed me!

[Christie]

I find this quite perfect.



It's hilarious because Lebron still hasn't realized the huge mistake he made

[Louise]

I loved it, Christie.

[Emilee]

Are those signs real?