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Post by Ashley (; on Feb 1, 2011 14:36:36 GMT -5
Because me, you, and Oreo, are like ... The Awkward Musketeers.  Why are we The Awkward Musketeers?!  |
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Post by Emilee on Feb 25, 2011 12:10:41 GMT -5
Because you all fell down the stairs and knocked each other over like dominoes.  Why did I not know how to spell dominoes? D: |
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Post by Ashley (; on Feb 25, 2011 13:52:13 GMT -5
Because you were too busy thinking about the Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy.
Why am I confused about the spelling now?! D:
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Post by Emilee on Feb 25, 2011 15:53:55 GMT -5
Because the pizza had Roofies in it.  Why do I smell bacon? xD |
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Post by Ashley (; on Feb 25, 2011 18:13:14 GMT -5
Because that creepy guy in your siggy just murdered a pig. Why did I once want a pet pig?
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Post by Emilee on Feb 26, 2011 0:26:39 GMT -5
Because they smell... good. Maybe.
Why am I so starving?
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 1, 2011 0:58:55 GMT -5
You played Diner Dash on Facebook.
Why do I want a root beer float?
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Post by Emilee on Mar 1, 2011 16:01:04 GMT -5
Because Callie's dog is sexy. Why am I stalking my stalker?  |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 1, 2011 16:11:06 GMT -5
Because it's opposite day! Why am I cleaning my room? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 2, 2011 22:09:08 GMT -5
Because it's spotless on opposite day.
Why am I not asleep?
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 3, 2011 1:41:50 GMT -5
Because you saw that creepy guy on your siggy. Why is life confusing? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 4, 2011 11:15:39 GMT -5
Because it's raining men. xD
Why did I stay home?
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 6, 2011 15:48:47 GMT -5
Because the men have guns! What am I watching? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 7, 2011 15:43:04 GMT -5
Kill Bill, because they have guns. Most likely.
Who am I talking to?
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 11, 2011 1:15:47 GMT -5
The KING. Why am I watching cartoons? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 11, 2011 6:45:10 GMT -5
Because you're getting in touch with your inner child.
Why did we have a 2-hour delay?
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 14, 2011 13:41:07 GMT -5
Because I sort of suck at Halo Reach, thus destroying the time space continuum.
Why am I sick?! D:
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Post by Emilee on Mar 14, 2011 14:32:43 GMT -5
Because you ate poisoned candy. O.O
What is my cat doing in the closet? O.o
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 15, 2011 14:52:57 GMT -5
He needs to come out. o.O
Why can't I decide where to go to college?
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Post by Emilee on Mar 15, 2011 15:24:36 GMT -5
Because my cat is gay. Why does my throat hurt? D: |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 15, 2011 18:40:41 GMT -5
Because your cat was trying to decide if he liked women.  Why am I laughing? XD |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 16, 2011 16:16:26 GMT -5
Because my cat is actually a girl. xD Why is it so nice outside? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 18, 2011 1:55:59 GMT -5
Because it's rainy here for once. o.O Why is talking to your mirror entertaining? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 18, 2011 14:26:44 GMT -5
Because it always listens.   Why am I never hungry anymore? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 20, 2011 16:53:07 GMT -5
Because you had a 5 Dollar Footlong. Why am I so happy? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 21, 2011 15:08:31 GMT -5
Because you also had a 5-Dollar Footlong.  Why is my dad home?  |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 22, 2011 13:36:21 GMT -5
Because he wanted to watch basketball on TV. o.O
Why is school so useless?
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Post by Emilee on Mar 23, 2011 14:25:16 GMT -5
Because it has rabies. O.O What's so great about apple pie? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 23, 2011 16:54:37 GMT -5
It tastes like chicken! What should I wear? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 24, 2011 14:38:42 GMT -5
A sock. O.O Where is my brain today?  |
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