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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 25, 2011 7:44:47 GMT -5
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Post by Emilee on Mar 25, 2011 14:20:46 GMT -5
Because we were raised in a whore-house. Why is today friday? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 26, 2011 3:43:56 GMT -5
Because Rebecca Black decided it was so.  Does that make us sisters? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 27, 2011 18:24:59 GMT -5
Of course! xD Why does this gum taste so bad?  |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 28, 2011 14:40:53 GMT -5
Because it's full of hair.  Why did that gross me out so much? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 28, 2011 14:58:05 GMT -5
Because hair doesn't taste very good.  Why do people eat caviar? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Mar 28, 2011 23:46:52 GMT -5
...  ... Because it's little Nemos! Why do I eat fish eggs on sushi? |
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Post by Emilee on Mar 29, 2011 9:38:55 GMT -5
Because you're a fish murderer! Why am I so hungry? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 4, 2011 0:22:41 GMT -5
Because I killed all the fish. Why are boys stupid? |
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Post by Emilee on Apr 14, 2011 14:39:11 GMT -5
Because they have raging hormones.  Why do I still have to be tutored in math? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 14, 2011 19:15:06 GMT -5
Because it's springtime and you're all scatterbrained. Why am I so nervous? |
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Post by Emilee on Apr 14, 2011 21:16:55 GMT -5
Because it's peanut-butter-jelly-time. xD
Why is my tongue sore? O.o
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 16, 2011 0:17:15 GMT -5
Because you took a shower. o.O
What's wrong with my stomach? D:
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Post by Emilee on Apr 16, 2011 11:57:53 GMT -5
There's an angry goat living inside it.
What happened to my sandwich? xD
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 16, 2011 15:45:40 GMT -5
The angry goat ate it. o.O
What should I do?
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Post by Emilee on Apr 17, 2011 1:12:02 GMT -5
Get my sandwich back. What time is it? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 18, 2011 10:15:18 GMT -5
Time to rescue sandwiches. What subject should I work on? |
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Post by Emilee on Apr 18, 2011 14:27:10 GMT -5
The History of Butter.
What's happenin'? xD
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 18, 2011 15:43:18 GMT -5
Making a time machine. Whatcha doin'? |
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Post by Emilee on Apr 18, 2011 16:07:15 GMT -5
Helping with the time machine. xD
Who are you?
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 18, 2011 16:51:19 GMT -5
A prisoner of love. What year should we go to?  |
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Post by Emilee on Apr 18, 2011 17:14:20 GMT -5
1985, of course!
What's so great about 1985?
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 18, 2011 17:49:51 GMT -5
Bowling For Soup song!  What's the main thing on a boy's mind?  |
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Post by Emilee on Apr 18, 2011 21:04:04 GMT -5
How they all smell like olives. xD
Why did Kurt smell like olives on Saturday? O.o
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 18, 2011 23:00:15 GMT -5
A lot of dirty martinis. O.o
Why am I going to bed at 10?
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Post by Emilee on Apr 19, 2011 14:32:20 GMT -5
Because you also had too many dirty martinis. Why is it only 3:30? |
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 19, 2011 21:44:05 GMT -5
Because we're on hangovers.
Why am I watching Glee?
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Post by Emilee on Apr 20, 2011 14:45:42 GMT -5
Because they like to butcher songs.
Why am I eating so much today?
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Post by Ashley (; on Apr 20, 2011 16:12:17 GMT -5
Because the voice in your head told you to.
Why do I love Vampire Diaries?
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Post by Emilee on Apr 21, 2011 14:24:26 GMT -5
Because the vampires told you to.
Why do I have to go see my family this weekend?
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