Louise
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Post by Louise on Oct 15, 2010 2:53:03 GMT -5
Because you killed a fish.
Why is there 215 songs in Helena's playlist?
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Post by Callie on Oct 15, 2010 15:31:35 GMT -5
Because there isn't enough good music in the world.
Why don't I have an iTunes gift card, huh?! xD
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Louise
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Post by Louise on Oct 15, 2010 19:05:18 GMT -5
Because the one you previously had combusted spontaneously.
Why do I have a stock account now?
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 15, 2010 22:34:58 GMT -5
Because the Penguin Pillow Pet Association (PPPA) made you do it
Why did i make up the PPPA?
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Post by I'macoolcat on Oct 16, 2010 9:42:25 GMT -5
Because the voices in your head told you to.
Why can I never find my chapstick?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 16, 2010 17:32:37 GMT -5
Katy Perry stole it.
What color should I paint my nails?
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Louise
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Post by Louise on Oct 17, 2010 5:02:48 GMT -5
Thursday.
Why did my Nano ending change dramatically?
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 17, 2010 12:29:59 GMT -5
Jesus. Because Jesus is always the answer
Why Is Jesus always the answer?
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Post by Callie on Oct 17, 2010 18:34:42 GMT -5
Because of the dirty sandals.
Why does my Xbox have a hat?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 18, 2010 16:29:50 GMT -5
It met your brother.
Why does American History actually interest me?
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Louise
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Post by Louise on Oct 20, 2010 6:08:15 GMT -5
Because Australian History is boring.
Why is Jeanette crying?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 20, 2010 8:22:22 GMT -5
Because she's bipolar. O.o" Like, bitten by a polar bear.
Why am I one subject from straight A's? D:
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 21, 2010 22:10:04 GMT -5
Because The teachers at your school are secretly plotting against you
WHY DID I FLIP OVER IN MY TUBE AND RIP MY BACK OPEN?!?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 22, 2010 0:39:51 GMT -5
Your tube is secretly a hamster.
Why must King of the Hill be so weird yet funny? XD
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Post by Callie on Oct 25, 2010 10:21:43 GMT -5
Because it doesn't have sparkly vampires... I hope. o.O
Why am I addicted to a popular song? D:
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 25, 2010 13:05:55 GMT -5
Because it has a poison infected into the air that makes everyone love it.
Why have I not found my phone for three or four days? D:
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Post by Callie on Oct 25, 2010 15:51:42 GMT -5
Because your bunny stuffed it in its ear to hide it from you.
Why is it five 'o' clock somewhere?
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JennyxEli
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Post by JennyxEli on Oct 25, 2010 15:53:49 GMT -5
Because the timezones all blew up and forced drinking time to always be somewhere for those who need it
Why does my orthodontist want to torture me?
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 25, 2010 16:45:56 GMT -5
Because he is secretly a Zombie and wants to get to your brain through your mouth
Why does Taft hate me?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 25, 2010 17:50:44 GMT -5
Because he's a dead president zombie.
Why am I so happy for my permit?
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Post by Callie on Oct 25, 2010 19:27:07 GMT -5
Because you've been feeling in the mood to run people over for a while now.
Why do I have to go to bed at 9:30?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 25, 2010 20:17:45 GMT -5
Because your parents have been possessed by evil spirits, otherwise known as Gaga and Miley. Why do I love Misery Business so much?
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Post by Callie on Oct 26, 2010 5:34:31 GMT -5
Because the chords of the awesome guitar combined with Hayley's voice hypnotize you.
Why don't I want to go to school?
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Louise
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Post by Louise on Oct 26, 2010 6:36:25 GMT -5
Because school = reality.
Why am I listening to Justin Timberlake? O.O
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 26, 2010 14:58:50 GMT -5
Because he is secretly hiding in ur closet wasiting to scare you....0.0
Why does my mom keep giving all my imporant stuff away?
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Post by Callie on Oct 26, 2010 19:19:33 GMT -5
Because it was all infested by ebil penguins.
What time is it?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 27, 2010 0:59:58 GMT -5
It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Why have we put A Rocket to the Moon on and let it play at least four times in a row?
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Louise
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Post by Louise on Oct 27, 2010 9:38:38 GMT -5
Because you want to go to the Moon, and you will never realise the dream. xD
Why do I have to go swimming tomorrow?
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Post by Callie on Oct 27, 2010 19:01:46 GMT -5
Because your family/friends doesn't/don't want you to be home when Happy Bunny takes over your house. Why does this song repeatedly say "trust" when it's talking about a girl hating the singer? o.O ( She fuckin' hates me. Trust! She fuckin' hates me.)
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Post by Ashley (; on Nov 2, 2010 0:25:14 GMT -5
Because people who hate you want you to trust them, so they can sneak into your house and steal your socks. Why am I STILL doing school?
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