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Post by Callie on Sept 26, 2010 16:21:22 GMT -5
Because aliens didn't take over your house while you slept.
Why am I always so hungry? *dies*
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Emilee
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Because I like to scare you.
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Post by Emilee on Sept 26, 2010 16:41:40 GMT -5
Because there's an evil soft pretzel in your stomach eating all your food.
Why am I so jumpy right now?
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 3, 2010 12:28:23 GMT -5
Because there are electrons at your feet that are starting to control you whole body sending ranom electric shocks every second
Why am i sick?
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Post by Callie on Oct 3, 2010 15:06:12 GMT -5
Because of the ants cuddling on your arms.
Why do I feel awesome?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 3, 2010 21:30:56 GMT -5
Because the Sin playlist is sooo perverted, that one can not help but feel awesome for listening to such lyrics.
Why do I feel the need to listen to Better Than Me?
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Post by Callie on Oct 4, 2010 16:06:08 GMT -5
Because the pie is a lie.
Why is the pie a lie?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 5, 2010 22:00:54 GMT -5
The pie is a lie, because of a conspiracy by the FBI.
What does FBI stand for?
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Post by Callie on Oct 6, 2010 19:13:43 GMT -5
Flying Beside Idiots.
Why does my knee itch?
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Post by ToPutBackAllThesePieces on Oct 7, 2010 11:10:50 GMT -5
PIE!!!
PIE PIE PIE?
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Post by Callie on Oct 7, 2010 18:47:08 GMT -5
Roar.
Why is it no one else's business?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 7, 2010 22:45:58 GMT -5
Because of the awesome guitar solo.
xDDDD
Why did I remember that?
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Post by Callie on Oct 8, 2010 19:09:00 GMT -5
YOU STOLE MY ANSWER. I WAS SAVING IT. D:
Because guitar solos are amazing.
Why is my dad drunk?
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Louise
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la, la la la, la la la.
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Post by Louise on Oct 9, 2010 4:49:14 GMT -5
Because the water is contaminated, so he has to drink beer as a substitute.
Why am I addicted to Jessie Malakouti?
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Post by ToPutBackAllThesePieces on Oct 9, 2010 10:52:53 GMT -5
Because of cookie dough.
Why is it not my birthday?
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Post by Callie on Oct 9, 2010 14:38:11 GMT -5
Because the cat stole it.
Why must I like every The Cab song I listen to?
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 9, 2010 22:52:28 GMT -5
Because they have magical unicorn powers
WHY DO I SUPPOSEDLY LOOK ASIAN?!?!?
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Louise
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la, la la la, la la la.
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Post by Louise on Oct 9, 2010 23:46:51 GMT -5
Because asians are sexy. xD
Why is Ian Somerhalder so sexy?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 10, 2010 0:18:57 GMT -5
Because he's secretly Asian.
Why am I no longer bored?
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Louise
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la, la la la, la la la.
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Post by Louise on Oct 10, 2010 0:26:16 GMT -5
Because the KellanxHelena got you excited. xD
Why does Reese Witherspoon look like Ashy?
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Post by Callie on Oct 10, 2010 0:59:04 GMT -5
Because whenever the word "excited" is mentioned, I get pervy thoughts.
No. Because Reese Witherspoon wishes she was as cool as Ashy.
Why did my brother get me a non-purple hat? D:
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Louise
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la, la la la, la la la.
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Post by Louise on Oct 10, 2010 2:21:09 GMT -5
Because he is colourblind.
Why am I making a Ghosteye avatar?
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Post by Callie on Oct 10, 2010 2:48:11 GMT -5
Because the gnomes made you do it.
Why does my stuffed penguin look dead?
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 12, 2010 16:35:26 GMT -5
The little hamsters came and killed it in your sleep. Why have I never heard Good Charlotte until this song? (I Don't Wanna Be in Love)  |
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Post by Callie on Oct 12, 2010 21:29:01 GMT -5
Because they were in hiding with the Keebler elf.
Why is this song so addicting?
(You Left Me - The Maine)
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 13, 2010 22:17:30 GMT -5
Because it is brainwashing you to fall in love with brownies
Why do i hate my life?
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Louise
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la, la la la, la la la.
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Post by Louise on Oct 14, 2010 0:55:05 GMT -5
Because your life stole your lunch money.
Why on earth does Erich give me a virtual hug every day?
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Post by I'macoolcat on Oct 14, 2010 16:38:22 GMT -5
Because he's secretly trying to suffocate you but he doesn't have the guts to reallly do it.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Babee-Dee on Oct 14, 2010 21:12:24 GMT -5
Because the sky is secretly the ocean and the ocean is the sky
What would happen if i was made out of jello?
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Post by Callie on Oct 14, 2010 21:23:34 GMT -5
You'd have a difficult time swimming.
Why does it freak me out so much? >.>
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Post by Ashley (; on Oct 15, 2010 1:53:11 GMT -5
You've been attacked by jello multiple times in your life.
Why must Jessica be so amazing at drawing?! *stars*
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