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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 12:24:13 GMT -5
I'd set myself on fire and die for the good of the world.
If I were Nymphadora Tonks...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 16:25:04 GMT -5
xDDDD
I would wonder who the hell I am.
If I were an old man...
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 16:45:33 GMT -5
I would buy a house next to a school, and scare the crap out of all the children as they walked by in the mornings.
If I were dirt...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 18:24:35 GMT -5
I would clean myself up a bit.
If I were rich...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 20:36:12 GMT -5
I'd make a place that is a mix of a bookstore and a video game store and it would be haven and I would live in it. Yep.
If I were Perry the Platypus...
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 20:39:51 GMT -5
OHMIGOD! I'd die of my eternal epicness.
If I were a snapping turtle...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 20:50:42 GMT -5
I would bite people's feet when they're on my turf. If I were a toothbrush...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 20:52:19 GMT -5
I would turtle around like a badass, obviously.
If I were Commander Shepard...
(No one is going to understand that except for Bradyn D: )
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 21:04:49 GMT -5
How does a toothbrush turtle around? I would kick some ass. If I were the sexy guy in Callie's signature...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 21:43:28 GMT -5
You posted while I was trying. I would have sex with myself. If I were a hermaphrodite...
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 21:47:32 GMT -5
I would look myself up in the dictionary, and then call it "finding out who I really am".
If I were Beyoncè...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 21:53:03 GMT -5
I would sing less annoying songs and wear more clothing.
If I were an alien...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 22:21:12 GMT -5
I would not probe people.
If I were a certain laptop called Lance...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 22:38:42 GMT -5
I would work perfectly. If I were an emotion...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 22:47:48 GMT -5
I LOVE YOU. xD I would be a good emotion. Unless I decided to be a trickster that day. If I were Michael Jackson...
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 23:55:07 GMT -5
I'd try not to make girl moans and grab my own crotch as much during my songs. And I'd leave the little boys alone. If I were Lady Gaga...
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Post by Ashley (; on Aug 3, 2011 1:05:58 GMT -5
I'd realize I had no talent and quit my music career.
If I were Justin Bieber...
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Post by jessica on Aug 3, 2011 1:15:12 GMT -5
I would try to stay true to my original self and not let fame get to me.
If I were time...
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Post by Ashley (; on Aug 3, 2011 1:26:14 GMT -5
I would go back in time so my real self could start over and convince her parents not to move.
If I were a storm...
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Post by Callie on Aug 3, 2011 1:36:16 GMT -5
I would KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.
If I were Alex Evans...
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Post by Louise on Aug 3, 2011 4:19:38 GMT -5
... I'd have difficulty pulling myself away from a mirror. If I were Homer Simpson...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 3, 2011 21:23:59 GMT -5
I would eat a doughnut with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles. If I were a lamp post in winter...
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Post by Callie on Aug 3, 2011 21:50:20 GMT -5
LET ME LOVE YOU. I would let someone lick me. Wait, that sounds awkward. Wait again, I don't care. If I were Derek Sanders... (Iwouldreleasemyband'snewalbuminAugust)
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Post by Emilee on Aug 3, 2011 22:04:12 GMT -5
I would never release the new album. And I would wonder who I am. If I were a waitress...
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Post by Callie on Aug 3, 2011 22:21:13 GMT -5
And the love turns to hate. D: Lead singer of Mayday Parade, by the way. I'd get bigger boobs and flirt with the guy customers so I got bigger tips. If I were Corey Taylor...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 4, 2011 2:56:46 GMT -5
I would find Emilee and spend eternity with her. If I were Steven Hyde...
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Post by Callie on Aug 4, 2011 11:07:58 GMT -5
I would love myself unconditionally and continue being awesome.
If I were a stereo...
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Post by Emilee on Aug 4, 2011 12:46:05 GMT -5
I would never play the radio, because the radio sucks.
If I were an iPod...
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Post by Callie on Aug 4, 2011 17:17:27 GMT -5
I would be a purple one and never delete music when I was updated.
If I were a mermaid...
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Post by jessica on Aug 4, 2011 18:31:45 GMT -5
I would sit on rocks and sparkle. And avoid pirates of the Carribean.
If I were a pool...
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