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Post by jessica on Aug 1, 2011 19:27:45 GMT -5
This is just a random thing I thought of but this is how it works: one person posts "if I were a (insert any noun)..." and the next person completes the sentence with what the would do or be like if they were that noun. After, they would then start their own "If I were (noun)...." For Example:
Callie: If I were a superhero...
Ash: ...I would have a hot sidekick.
If I were a dog...
Emmy: ...I would go around biting people because I can.
If I were a tree...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 1, 2011 22:05:32 GMT -5
I would never bite anyone because it's annoying.  But then I would die. So it would suck. If I were a bird... |
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Post by Callie on Aug 1, 2011 22:07:17 GMT -5
I would not sit in the middle of the road like a retard.
If I were a movie star...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 1, 2011 22:31:38 GMT -5
I would only be in original movies that aren't like every other movie ever made.
If I were a turtle..
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Post by Callie on Aug 1, 2011 22:37:56 GMT -5
I would be awkward all the time and people would be so fucking jealous.
If I were the Cheshire Cat...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 1, 2011 22:45:04 GMT -5
I would sneak up behind people and smile, just to creep them out. If I were a slice of pizza... |
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Post by jessica on Aug 1, 2011 22:51:29 GMT -5
I would want to be eaten first, an not end up in the back of the fridge for leftovers.
If I were a pig...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 1, 2011 22:56:15 GMT -5
I would really wish I wasn't a pig. xD
If I were an innocent goldfish...
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Post by jessica on Aug 1, 2011 22:59:23 GMT -5
I would dread the coming of Ash, the one who started killing us in the first place.
If I were a ninja...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 1, 2011 23:02:59 GMT -5
 I would combat Chuck Norris. And lose. If I were a chair... |
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Post by jessica on Aug 1, 2011 23:05:31 GMT -5
I would hope for the life of me that the person sitting in me didn't have gas or diarrhea that day.
If I were the sun...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 1, 2011 23:12:41 GMT -5
I would not be so hot in the summer. D:
If I were a cat...
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Post by jessica on Aug 1, 2011 23:15:54 GMT -5
I would ninja jump onto everything.  (this makes me happy) If I were a house... |
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 0:08:04 GMT -5
I'd be worried about my figure. xD
If I were Chuck Norris...
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 0:44:50 GMT -5
I would kick butt at everything. PWNED!
If I were Obama...
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Post by Ashley (; on Aug 2, 2011 0:53:44 GMT -5
I'd impeach myself
If I were a pirate...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 1:06:46 GMT -5
Oh Ash. I'd feel extremely awkward that the actual me and Emilee have a different definition for myself. If I were Lord Voldemort... |
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 1:21:18 GMT -5
I would get a nose job.
If I were a unicorn...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 1:22:56 GMT -5
I would eat rainbows and poop butterflies! If I were a parrot... |
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 1:26:20 GMT -5
I would be the LOVE HAWK!! Arrawr!
If I were an eraser...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 1:28:40 GMT -5
I'd bitch and moan when people tried to erase stuff with my face.
If I were Daniel Radcliffe...
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Post by alex on Aug 2, 2011 4:26:01 GMT -5
I would go gay and sedude Rupert Grint. And then demand that they make another Harry Potter movie.
If I were the President.
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Louise
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la, la la la, la la la.
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Post by Louise on Aug 2, 2011 4:51:26 GMT -5
...there would be free pie for every citizen.
If I were a unicorn...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 6:08:41 GMT -5
I would bitchslap Voldemort and run away because I didn't want him to drink my blood.
If I were Hayley Williams...
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Christie
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Post by Christie on Aug 2, 2011 7:37:00 GMT -5
I would die my hair (I think she looks better with a different hair color)
If I were Harry Potter...
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Post by jessica on Aug 2, 2011 8:59:25 GMT -5
I love you Callie xD
I would eat more jelly beans.
If I were a tree...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 9:22:49 GMT -5
If would smack people with my branches as they walked by.
I I were the Crypt...
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Post by Callie on Aug 2, 2011 11:31:32 GMT -5
xD
I would make my own banner.
If I were Captain Jack Sparrow...
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Emilee
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Post by Emilee on Aug 2, 2011 11:39:35 GMT -5
I would stare in the mirror all the time, because I'm super sexy. If I were Justin Bieber... (  ) |
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Christie
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Post by Christie on Aug 2, 2011 11:53:56 GMT -5
I would impregnate Selina Gomez and have both of our careers ruined.
If I were Edward Cullen...
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